weaselle:

ur-fantasy:

this is what my phone recommended to me ….

sike101-deactivated20220301:

mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch

rendogdomesticated:

cute-pluto:

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

cipheramnesia:

play-now-my-lord:

you have no idea who you’re fucking with. You know the bread bowl? I sucked off the guy who invented it. I sucked him off good and he liked it. You’ll never work in this town again

We have this argument every time we go to Olive Garden, can we not just this once?

hotvampireadjacent:

trans-mortarion:

hotvampireadjacent:

No fucking way. I have been informed this isn’t an edit

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.

1percentcharge:

1percentcharge:

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the “mountain goats” and “corn” and “monkeys” and the “killers” and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3

anxiouspineapples:

just because a television show doesn’t actively address a specific issue doesn’t mean they’re actively avoiding it either. you know what happens when you try to stuff every possible social debate under the sun into one show?

you get glee.

that’s what happens.

regularlesbian:

ripleyandweeds:

margbarcis:

regularlesbian:

come on

this is fucked up 

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

Originally posted by lilbot3000

this is unlocking something insane in my head to be fair

vaspider:

raimagnolia:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

That is legit my favorite thing to do as a Storyteller. If my players are clever I will change things to reward their cleverness. (I will never change things to make them fail, but I will definitely change things to allow them to succeed when it would reward their cleverness or make a cooler story.)

RPGs are collaborative and sometimes my players have better ideas than I do, so why shouldn’t their ideas get to shine? Hell yes.

theghostielord:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

willgrahamscock:

charlesoberonn:

funnytwittertweets:

Forrest Gump (1994)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

thisisalovestry:

i love you mango i love you peaches i love you raspberries i love you strawberries i love you pineapple

pinkmoon888:

sometimes the media consumes you. unfortunately